Chronic SOS - August 29, 2023

It's another friend's birthday!

For this person's birthday, I've tried to find some unhinged goofy memes in order to honor the goofball they are.

Starting off strong:

This is perhaps the greatest trolling tactic. When you reach a high level of troll, your mere presence is in itself, trolling. The world will be subjected to the silly - like it or not.

In the same vein,

Spiteful survival has gotten me through a few events. I'm fairly certain that my grandfather survived at least a decade on spite and the motivation to survive longer than anyone expected; so it seems effective!

However resilient you may become, mornings can still kick your butt:

As tough as I am, I've never been a morning person. Even though you were often bouncing off the walls, mornings were still drowsy. We were awake - but at what cost?

School should have started later in the day, and there would be less of this:

Now that we're adults, there are even more opportunities to show up to things wearing the wrong clothes or in the wrong room. The odds don't look good for me here, and I'm afraid that I will have this type of encounter often.

Thankfully, I'm not as afraid as this guy:

My anxious butt would live in constant terror with this phobia. It seems like a setup and the odds are not in his favor either.

I bet he's always biting on the edge of his seat: