Chronic SOS - June 21, 2023

It's a very important birthday today! I haven't been able to travel and do much for this person's birthday, but (aside from sending gifts) I hope I can make them smile a bit with a few funny tiktoks!

Due to technical issues, i’ve linked the tiktoks to screenshots from them

Starting off with a classic genre: dogshaming and dog sass:

This feels like something Benji would do, but has the reaction that JD has when we're out of treats.

Speaking of Benji, Benji and Kona could probably try out to replace sirens.

Kona at least has the sound of the sirens; Benji just barks like he's possessed by his chihuahua ancestors.

Kona could probably alert you to these cats:

Benji would be conflicted between joining the crimespree and fighting the cats. Perhaps they would be rival mafias?

As bad as they feel, they're not quite as hard-core as this bird:

They're probably bad to the bone, but not a metalhead.

Hope that made you smile!